I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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