So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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