i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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