White coat. Heels.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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