I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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