Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Crop dusting thru forever 21
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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