wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Never let your siblings swipe right.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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