And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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