Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just googled if crying burns calories
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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