return my video game
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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