i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need to wash the frat house off of me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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