it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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