this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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