We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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