You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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