i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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