You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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