I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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