Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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