the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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