NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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