People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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