Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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