ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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