so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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