i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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