i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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