so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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