so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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