I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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