Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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