you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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