i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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