i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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