idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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