Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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