i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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