I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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