My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
pray to the hookup gods
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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