I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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