I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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