VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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