People with herpes should wear stickers.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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