Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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