Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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