He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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