yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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