I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
