Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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