Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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