you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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