Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Dicks are not precious.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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