Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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