Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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