I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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