I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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